I had a game I liked to play with this younger guy, a hilarious invention of my own called "Is He Dead? What, after all, had he done? A lot of us have found ourselves attracted to somebody younger or older, and have been reluctant to act on it because of some perceived weirdness or taboo. This kind of culling is even easier now that dating sites let us whittle our options down to the year. I contend that as long as nobody is being willfully creepy I see you, guys in Ferrari hats , this kind of limitation is mega lame. I know many smoking-hot middle-aged people who are emotional teenagers.

The first time I was called a fat fuck by someone I loved I was staying at a five star Spanish hotel, a Parador, which had once been a nunnery or a castle; but now, this place was a five-star hotel offering five star gastronomic experiences at a restaurant just off of the lobby. The Parador also offered a totally kick-ass tennis court overlooking a valley thick with wine grapes that produced also amazingly kick-ass wine—Bierzo, if I remember correctly, but it might also have been Rioja or Tempranillo. The spring and summer of I had spent nearly every single night in a five-star hotel somewhere in the world, and now it was August and I was in Spain with a woman I had been falling in love with since April after fucking her at a book fair in Los Angeles. We never fucked at the book fair, but at my five-star book fair hotel, where also I drank scotch for breakfast with Martin Amis and Christopher Hitchens, after meeting the woman called Ava the night before, she who also drank breakfast scotch with Martin and Christopher as we waited for our cars to arrive and take us to LAX. My impulse was to just hit some balls and not bother with scoring. And scoring at tennis seemed so aggressive. However, Ava insisted we keep score because she had gone to private school in Miami.

Me and the Fat Man. Read the Review. I sat on a damply green bench in the Garden for the Blind and waited for a man to come, just as one always did. The longer you waited, the stiller you sat, the closer he might be likely to come. At first he might be going out of his way to look head-down in a hurry or else he'd perhaps be coming through the black, little swing gate from Quiet Street, either as a short cut to the main city road or else on his way to the NCP car park where the red lit-up sign always said Full.

I will call it an upskirt with a view and I want to rent the first room there. Hell, I want all the rooms available. Does any of you guys know what the movie is about.